I’m having a hard time telling whether this is a dog or a pile of black bedsheets.

They already have fur!

Derek Vincent

This dog has the shittiest luck.
or the best
His shell is freaking me out, what are those rectangles?
They look like triscuits. That owner does look cruel enough to put crackers on her dog and not expect it to eat them…

Cujo ain’t got shit on that dog.

Simba pup?

Listen to the bear, dude.